"My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionairre, I own a mansion and a yacht."
"AGAIN!"

Kill, Crush, Destroy! -lost in Space

"Tickets, please... Move to the back of the planet..." DG

Remember how simple life was when there were only two sexes?

So many girls, so little cooperation.

"Reverence for life" - A. Schwitzer

Four Legs good. Two legs bad. - G. Orwell, Animal Farm

Marriage is a wonderful invention, but then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. - Billy Connelly

To be rich is no longer a sin, it's a miracle!

Save the chocolate mousse!

Your tagline has been assimilated. --- The Collective.

Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.

CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" - Dennis

"There is nothing evil save that which perverts the mind and shackles the conscience." -- St. Ambrose

"Excuse me. What does God need with a starship?" -Kirk

The sleeper must awaken!!

Wanted dead or alive: One pink rabbit with a drum

I wouldn't put Charles in charge of my latrine...

"If you prick me do I not... Leak?" -Data "The Naked Now"

"Thank you, Mr. Woof." "Ma'am, it is WORF, not WOOF."

Robyn Hood: A Manly Man in Tights!!!!

BORG.EXE: Your input is irrelevent. CTL-ALT-DEL is futile!

"I rather think of it as the 'Prime Suggestion" -J.T. Kirk

There's never a phaser when you want one.

...You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Twain

If you're not recycling, you're throwing it all away.

Passwords?! We don't need no stinking passwords!

I have no religious convictions. They've always dropped the charges! - DG

"Bloody Peasant!" - Arthur, King

Who Knows What Snow's On The Nose Of Snow Men?

I! finally! figured! out! how! to! puncuate! Jim! Kirk!

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.

Renounce Voluble Garrulity and Eschew Obfuscation.

"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at All" ... Zzzzzap!

"Forecast for tonight: Dark"
In Alaska: "Forecast for today: Dark"

That wacky God guy...he's just so whimsical! -- Pax

Hey! Don't pick up that pho¼ÚÉ...

"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." -- Henry Adams

Rule of Acquisition #184: Never tell strangers your real name.

"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than he who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self." -- Aristotle

"I cannot afford to waste my time earning money." -- Louis Agassiz

To Boldly Go Where No Board Has Gone Before!

"Don't worry, I'm sure it's safe."--Famous Last Words

"To boldly go where no-one ever wanted to go before!" - Star Wreck

I'm a scientist. Nothing shocks me.

The road to success is always under construction.

"This is the Ctrl-Domino macro"

"Why can I never find Troi when I'm angry at her?" -Will Riker

"Commander, there's a problem." -Lt. Commander Susan Ivanova

We will steal no tagline before its time... IT'S TIME!!

"Major Kira, report to deck seventeen, section eight, hot tub three.."

Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!

"One person's lunatic is another's truth seeker." - Sinclair

"You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God." - Q

I'm in shape ...round's a shape isn't it?

YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECTS ARE NO MATCH FOR OUR PUNY WEAPONS!!

We all need a mental laxative every now and then... -- Dudley ~ Tundra

Ever notice that the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?

Jadzia, how do I love you? Let me count your spots.......

It's 150 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... "Hit it." Elwood Blues

Fortunately, some of us evolve. - Angus Mac Og

Sick!, sick!, sick! ...like it!, like it!, like it!

"You can bear your own faults, why not a fault in your wife?"

"Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not for receiving-- …What? ...Advice."

"Ill customs and bad advice are seldom forgotten."

"Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh, and last year's cider."

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.

"Reimposing an income tax only affects those who work for a living."

I went to the First International with Marx and all I got was this lousy bullet scar.

Anarchy: It's not a law, it's just a good idea.

"A limerick is a primitive art form; it starts with a pair o' dactyls."

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults in adultery?

If it ain't broke, then give *me* a shot at it!

Ayla: Inventor of open-heart surgery and the steam powered dildo. -OLS

THIS BOOTH RESERVED FOR CLARK KENT

Of course I'm religious. I'm the Anti-Christ, I have to be.

Eh, I'm just the janitor, what the fuck could *I* know..

The only thing that keeps me from shooting Jerry Prevo is the prison term I'd probably get for doing so. And I'm not even a liberal. -unknown

Worf: "Sir, request permission to put my Klingon foot up Q's..."

At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.

Data convinces the Pepsi machine that coke is better.

"In order to see Christianity, one must forget almost all the Christians." -- Henri Frederic Amiel

Washed the cat …took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue!

"The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue." -- Antisthenes

"The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?" -- John Adams

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

The diamond Lau, the deal was for the diamond. I. Jones

"They will be found, Doctor Jones. YOU won't!"

"If you don't take a risk in these things, you know what happens? Do you know what happens? Nothing happens, and that's really boring." - Mel Gibson (Hamlet Trailer)

Gee, this CD-ROM drawer makes a pretty good coffee cup holder.

Our five year mission, to explore and blow up stuff.

I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance isuswess.

Success leads to stagnation, stagnation leads to failure. -Brust

There is no substitute for good manners, except fast reflexes. -Brust

Inspiration requires preparation. -Brust

True heroics must be carefully planned ...and strenuously avoided. -Steven Brust

Always speak politely to an enraged dragon. -Brust

One man's mistake is another man's opportunity. -Brust

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style. -Brust

Failure leads to maturity, maturity leads to success. -Brust

Bob! Oh Bob! Do I have any openings that this man might fit? -Nefertite (Madeline Kahn) History of the World Part 1

Disk Failure: (C)old boot (W)arm boot (S)teel-toed boot

"Absence of thought is indeed a powerful factor in human affairs--statistically speaking, the most powerful." -- Hannah Arendt

"Truth is not only violated by falsehood; it may be outraged by silence." -- Henri Frederic Amiel

It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.

This Message has been scanned for all Known and UnKnown Viruses

Any Body got a flashlight It sure is dark in here!!!!

Didn't they warn you about Ferengies at the Acadamy? -Paris

Liars figure and figures lie.

It's OK to be filled with hate, people suck.

I had some morals -- luckily, I got my money back.

A horrible thing just happened...they turned the Speaker into a Newt!

And there were plagues of locusts, frogs, MS-DOS, and MS Windows....

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