I started gathering tag-lines (one or two liners at the end of a posted message or e-mail) in 1993 off of WWIVnet when I was a co-sysop on "the Green Door" BBS. I don't necessarily believe or adhere to the words herein, but I thought them funny. There's a lot, so happy reading!
Oh, I tried to give credit to authors, etc. My own are marked with -DG. SW is Steven Wright, BA is Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson). If you know the author and I haven't credit him/her, let me know!
ERROR REALITY .SYS Not Found! - Reboot Universe? [Y,N]
Operator halted - Unable to locate the Pepsi
To hell with the Prime Directive! Let's KILL SOMETHING!
Never Trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesn't die!
Does you vorpal blade go snicker-snack, or does it just snicker?
Back-up not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
Dislexic Christian sells soul to Santa! Film at Eleven.
He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
To baldly go where no-one has gone before.
"Captain, I sense millions of minds focusing on my cleavage"
Yes, She's my girlfriend... but she's an unregistered evaluation copy.
Comments by Foghorn Leghorn
RAMdisk is not an installation procedure!
This tagline is Shareware! To register, send me $10.
Scotty, Hurry! Beam me uragg^kth... NO CARRIER
Tagline thievery... on the next Geraldo!
Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.
Politics. Poly=Many; Tics= Bloodsucking parasites
They told me I was gullible... and I believed them!
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Large dog for sale. Eats anything... loves kids.
It's too bad ignorance isn't painful.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this REALLY lousy T-shirt. -DG
Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is irrelevant.
BORGER KING: You're way is irrelevant!
Hey Kids! Get a free shoggoth in every box of Sugar Coated Cthuloops!
What'ya mean you formatted the cat!?
Worf, Fire at will! ...Hey, what happened to Riker?
When Puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns!
Auntie Em, Hate Kansas, Hate You, Taking the dog. ...Dorothy
Melphe! I stan't cop poonersizing!
You have the bridge Number one... I have to go #2.
How do I set my laser printer to "Stun"?
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded.
I think they are into some strange form of naked meditation, Jim.
Let's hope Pee Wee can beat it and get off.
I forgot all about the Amnesia conference.
DEL *.* Does WHAT?!!
I can be decisive ...I think.
Tagito ergo sum. ( I tag, therefore, I am.)
Have to go reboot the coffee machine now.
Psst, your zip file is open...
Knowledge enters your head not through your open mouth.
Life's a witch and then you fly.
Never trust the ale of a god fearin people!
I think, therefore, I laugh.
Pandemonium doesn't reign around here, it pours!
My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the truth!
Life after death is as probable as sex after marriage.
Are we politically correct enough yet?
Husbands should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposible.
Bang! you're a hat!
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
Dax: "I have made up my mind."
Kira: "Which one?"
This life is a test - it is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do.
What you feed grows... Plants, Children, Love... Hate, Pollution, Fear...
Don't dream it, Be it! - Frank N. Furter
If you don't think women are explosive... Drop one.
Horny cowboy who can't spell spends night in a warehouse
Cuckoos for Cocoa Puffs; Psychos for Jesus!
"Gentleman" A man who can play the accordian, but doesn't.
Did you like speilberg's new movie?
You bet Jusassic I did.
If Aida known you were Carmen, I'd have made something to Nibelung.
Life has a lot of undocumented features
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be welcome on most any lawn
PKUNZIP complete. Beginning PKBLOW.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O.
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons!
Earth is 98% full, please delete anyone you can.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
My Karma ran over my Dogma!
All wight, rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Watch it bud, your trying my infinite patience!
No Brain, No Pain.
I may not be able to grasp reality, but I can recognize it!
I can't use windows, my cat ate my mouse!
Be careful playing beneath the Anvil tree.
The Enterprise crew doesn't know it, but we secretly replaced their Dilithium with Folger's Crystals...
I ams Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be ascrimigrated.
My Reality Check Bounced!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
"God is dead" - Neiche
"Neiche is dead" - GOD
Think Eternally, Act Temporally
SENILE.COM FOUND... Out of Memory
Sir, Romulan Warbird decloaking &^#%$&... No Carrier
What's a little Pancreatic Shock...?
Gimme that Ho-Ho or I'll KILL YOU!
Not tonight, I have a Modem.
If you can't make 'em, steal 'em! - Tagine stealers local 406
Best of Both Worlds Part III - Picard and crew hit DISNEY!
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
Tried to play the shoehorn, but all I got was Footnotes!
Tasha Yar supports Data Entry!
Where there's a will there's 500 relatives.
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New mail Not found. Start Whine/Pout sequence? [Y,N]
Politics is a promising career
An unemployed Jester is nobody's fool!
Member- Alaskans for Global Warming [AGW]
Ben Dover and C. Howitt Feels - Attorneys at Law
Happiness is connecting on the first ring
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
Fudd of Borg: "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm assimilwatin waces."
Necrophilia means never having to say... well, anything!
Jesus Saves, Moses invests, Cthulu forecloses.
Whaddya mean you don't staple-on diskette labels!?
Save the planet... and redeem later for valuable coupons!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
Cardassian Cable Company, Now carrying five, er... four channels.
Japanese pet store: Buy one dog, get one flea.
"Mary, You're WHAT!? OK... I've got an idea..." -Joseph
I repeat myself when I'm under stress, I repeat myself...
Schizophrenia sure beats being alone.
If ya can't lick 'em, Bite 'em!
Loitering with intent to hesitate.
Roses smell better than onions, but make bad soup!
Born yet again Pagan
Trouble with Born Again Christians is many of them suffer brain damage during rebirth.